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AlisterMac Profile Information

A gentelman, till you say otherwise.
Age 63 From Yucaipa, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Practically perfect in every way and looking for Mary Poppins.
MARY... oh MARY I want to fuck your brains out.
If you have an umbrella and can fly... you are way to high.
I love humor and playing music and growing stuff and painting and making beer. No I am not fat. yet. If you are always serious, don't call me. If you just wanna hang out and enjoy life oh and fuck. Call.
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Work At Home
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Owner Operator
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Friendly, Observant, Reserved
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Computers, Cooking, Gambling, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
tonight
I've Always Wanted To Try  
an ideal first date
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Perfect

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Once
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
Stay Alive as long as necessary.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Electronic, Jazz, Metal, Pop, Rap, Rock, I'm A Recording Artist, I Don't Like Music
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Computers, Fantasy, Humor, Instructional, Philosophy, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
filling out stupid forms apparently,

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
loyalty, self assured, not mean.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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